What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

I was going to tell you a joke about Voldemort… but nobody nose it.
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today.

We call him Phil now. 

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I tried to catch some fog earlier…
You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s cheesy.

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“What is a pedophile’s favourite pair of shoes?”
party poopers.

party poopers.