What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.


I was going to tell you a joke about Voldemort… but nobody nose it.
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today.
I tried to catch some fog earlier…
You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?
“What is a pedophile’s favourite pair of shoes?”